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Old Married Guys Store
...goods for no good.

OLD MARRIED GUYS COASTERS
You and the guys getting together this weekend for poker? Keep the water rings off the table, and  yourself out of the doghouse with these OMG coasters. They are made of genuine paper.

A pack of 6 for..................................................$14.26

 

OLD MARRIED GUYS MUG
If you're a coffee drinker, check out the OMG coffee mugs. Made from durable glass, and features a convenient carrying handle on the side! 

One mug for..........................................................$6.82

 

OLD MARRIED GUYS T-SHIRT
Made from some kind of fabric or something, the OMG t-shirt is a must for that special dinner out with the ol.. .er ...with the wife. 

One fresh 'pit stain free' shirt..........................$19.55

 

OLD MARRIED GUYS CAP
Between Saturday baths? Throw this OMG ball cap on and you can go another week without.  Look cool at your next business meeting sporting one of these babies. You'll have em screaming "damn you stink!"

One kick ass ball cap.................................$18.72

 
OLD MARRIED GUYS GOLF SHIRT
Not playing too hot on the links? Well, just cause you suck out there doesn't mean you have to look bad as well. Slice em into the bush with style, sporting the ever cool OMG golf shirt.

One cool golf shirt.......................................$32.61
(we don't recommend the white pants)

 
OLD MARRIED GUYS BEER MUG
Hand blown from the far reaches of somewhere is not where this is from. It's cool though, and if you have one you will have friends.

Big fat beer mug..........................................$8.94

 
OLD MARRIED GUYS FLASK
So yer a boozer are ya? No sense going without a little nip here and there. This highly concealable flask will help take the edge off during the most stressful work day.

Stealth flask..............................................$39.87

 
OLD MARRIED GUYS PAPER WEIGHT
Sporty and stylish, this little gem will brighten any work table, office table, kitchen table, pool table, whatever the hell table. If you have breezy rooms, this is a must. I guess a rock could work too. Could make a nice coaster though... a rock can't do that.

Paper weight/Coaster.................................$19.40

 
OLD MARRIED GUYS PEN SET
Hot item here folks. A wood pen. A wood box. It's two gifts in one. Basically it's 2 for 1. Buy one get two... ya see? Wait there's more! The pen actually writes! Pick one up for the little lady as well.

A wood pen. A wood box..............................$19.86

 
To place an order with OMG please e-mail us at: stuff@oldmarriedguys.com

Please note - Your privacy is important to us, so all shipments made will be wrapped in brown paper with no markings linking you to Old Married Guys. We will place an 'XXX' on the box as a marking to let you know that it's coming from us. That will be our secret code.
Thank you in advance for ordering OMG, and we hope you enjoy your stay.